Crime Scene Comedy Lover Prints

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

Get back, Copper! Or the marrow gets it

'He killed the teacher, then himself.'

'We hears this loud pop and when we turned around he was like this!'

'Do you work this neighborhood often?'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Not much cop are you!'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Police Lineup Escape

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."