Crime Satirist T-Shirts

Bring humor to the wardrobe with our crime satirist t-shirts. Designed with clever and satirical illustrations, these tees are great for fans of witty commentary on crime and law enforcement.

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"How would you rate this mugging, on a scale of one to ten?"

"How would you rate this mugging, on a scale of one to ten?" mockup

"How would you rate this mugging, on a scale of one to ten?"

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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New car stealing restrictions

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Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas mockup

Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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Muggers ahead - Please have your bags ready

Muggers ahead - Please have your bags ready mockup

Muggers ahead - Please have your bags ready

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"... Oh this? This is my lucky gun. Every time I wave it about somebody gives me money."

"... Oh this? This is my lucky gun. Every time I wave it about somebody gives me money." mockup

"... Oh this? This is my lucky gun. Every time I wave it about somebody gives me money."

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Life Imprisonment

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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?' mockup

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

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The Mafia Goes Green.

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Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner. mockup

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us." mockup

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

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"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?" mockup

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

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"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description." mockup

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks." mockup

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

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"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?" mockup

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

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'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.' mockup

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

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'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!' mockup

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

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"Do you know what time they open love?" mockup

"Do you know what time they open love?"

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'Hello, Mum!'

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'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.' mockup

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

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Mafia machine gun case.

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Money Launderette

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'And what do you do?'

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...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books. mockup

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

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I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!" mockup

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

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Cuffwear, 2004

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Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'. mockup

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

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"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

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