Crime Parody Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle with our crime parody mugs—featuring witty takes on detective work and mystery clichés to keep the humor brewing at breakfast.

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"I want to report a race crime.'

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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The Mafia Goes Green.

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"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible." mockup

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us." mockup

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description." mockup

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

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"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks." mockup

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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Mafia machine gun case.

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"Do you know what time they open love?" mockup

"Do you know what time they open love?"

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'Hello, Mum!'

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'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.' mockup

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!' mockup

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

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Money Launderette

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Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas mockup

Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas

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Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'. mockup

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

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I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!" mockup

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

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Spokane County Police Department

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Cuffwear, 2004

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"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?" mockup

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

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Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

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...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books. mockup

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

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"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

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