Crime Investigation Pillows

"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'This is a textbook case of homicide.'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"Yes, the search was totally by-the-book. I recall covering my eyes and counting to 100 before I began looking."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'During the fraud investigation, I'll be staying beneath everyone's radar screen, Ms Milmous.'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Cold... Cool... Warm... Warmer... Hot, hot, hot.'

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

"Your call is important to us."

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'I repeat: Charlie, Golf, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu, Romeo, Juilet, Whiskey, Kilo...'

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'

Arrested outside the grisly scene, Ms. Goody Two-Shoes uttered, "I'll be out in no time. I got no priors."

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

"Perhaps I've said too much."

'Wow - embezzle 1000 bucks, and you're a criminal. Embezzle 10.000.000 bucks, and you're a media superstar!'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Rollo used to be a police dog!"

Cheating in the police line up.

Forensics says it wasn't the pease porridge hot or the pease porridge cold. It was the pease porridge in the pot that killed her. Apparently it was nine days old...

'My prefrontal cortex made me do it!'

Police Line Do Not Cross

'I'm really sorry about you husband ma'am.'

'Motive? We're guessing jealousy.'

A smoking gun relaxing in police department evidence room.