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Beats me how he got mixed up with the mafia in the first place.

'Uh-oh! Drugs runners!'

Joan Hickson

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Slow Night

Robber on treadmill

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

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Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"Paper or plastic?"

'Not much cop are you!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Police Lineup Escape

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

Al Pacino

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'