Crime Caper Fan Pillows

'Next time I steal a car, I better check if the battery is inside...'

'Do you mind?'

'I've been a criminal all my life, and I've never been aided or abetted!'

"I hate when this happens."

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Lucky for you mate, we're on a drugs bust,"

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"It's no use, boss! We tortured him for an hour and he didn't say a word. We can't even get that stupid smile off his face."

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

"Where the hell is my Uber car?"

Police car being towed, in shootout.

"I have reason to believe that the four robbers made their escape along Manor way and they've now split up!"

A prison guard watches female visitors buying pies from a bakery who's speciality is; FILES BAKED IN PIES.

"I waste John the Moose without a trace, I mastermind the Tiffany heist scot-free - then my mistress does me for date rape!"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'So, maybe I know him, maybe we did some business. What's he accused of?'

'Can I help you Gentlemen? You might like to look at our high rate I.S.A....'

Crime section.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Robber on treadmill

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Not much cop are you!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'