Cricket Pitch Philosopher T-Shirts

Our cricket pitch philosopher t-shirts are crafted to showcase their love of the game with a humorous and thoughtful twist. Perfect for casual wear and sparking conversations.

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'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...' mockup

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

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"Good game."

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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!" mockup

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

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"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all." mockup

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

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"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us." mockup

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!' mockup

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

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'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.' mockup

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

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"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which." mockup

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

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'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

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"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives." mockup

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

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'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.' mockup

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

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"You have a good lie."

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"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!" mockup

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

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"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball." mockup

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

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End of football season - UK

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'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!' mockup

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

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'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

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Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

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Cheating Death

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'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!' mockup

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

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"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it." mockup

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

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'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?' mockup

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

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'Violence solves everything...'

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"Just fetch, don't ask why."

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'I will need to watch the replay.' mockup

'I will need to watch the replay.'

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The Thinking Man's Rugby

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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...' mockup

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

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"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either." mockup

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

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'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.' mockup

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

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'I wouldn't mind but the video replay showed I was right to award the penalty.'

'I wouldn't mind but the video replay showed I was right to award the penalty.' mockup

'I wouldn't mind but the video replay showed I was right to award the penalty.'

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'We lost six nil!. . . and we were lucky to get the nil!'

'We lost six nil!. . . and we were lucky to get the nil!' mockup

'We lost six nil!. . . and we were lucky to get the nil!'

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''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.' mockup

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

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Cricket Pitch Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Cricket Pitch Philosopher Mugs

Discover more witty and cricket-inspired mugs that celebrate the cricket pitch philosopher in your life. Perfect for their coffee breaks and thoughtful moments.

Cricket Pitch Philosopher Pillows

Find the perfect cricket-inspired pillows to add comfort and humor to their favorite space, tailored for the cricket pitch philosopher.

Cricket Pitch Philosopher Prints

Enhance their decor with unique prints that combine cricket passion with philosophical humor, ideal for the cricket pitch philosopher.