Cricket Match Goer Prints

'Two please. A batsman and a bowler.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'...I don't like your chances!'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Official Team Cap With Beard

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Cricketer's funeral

Complaining cricket wives

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention