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'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Shake it all about sign on desk

How are you at decision making?

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

Pecking order.