Crew Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'...winning coxless four...'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Arts and crafts

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Lifesaver!

Sir Edward Elgar

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Pelican and Origami

Clam Spearing

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

One of a kind.

Air Dentistry

Christmas Craftwork

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Testing a Fiancee

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'Need anything today?'

Where has he been so long?

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'I hope this isn't just another shipboard romance.'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Square Pegs into Round Holes

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

The Haroplane

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.