Crematorium Operator Mugs

Mobile Crem

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Joint Ventures!

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Bottled Air

'Honestly, I leave you alone for just a couple of minutes...'

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

I hate jacuzzi day.

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Gravedigger

Ignitas

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

Cinemaplex

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

Doorman with Angel Wings

'Someday, someone else will mow this lawn.'

'That's stiff competition'