Crematorium Operator Mugs

Mobile Crem

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Joint Ventures!

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

I hate jacuzzi day.

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Gravedigger

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

Cinemaplex

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

Ignitas

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

"I'm sorry that anti-diarrhea medication didn't work. . ."

Doorman with Angel Wings

Larry! Larry! Can you hear me?'