Credit Score Sleuth Prints

"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"1-1"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

The United States' economy deflating.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'

'Gimme all your cache!'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

Have you seen my money?

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Twenty-seven years in a row the women investors in this club have outperformed the men--talk about lucky streaks.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

...Shares can go up as well as down.

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'