Credit Score Sleuth Prints

"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"1-1"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

The United States' economy deflating.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Gimme all your cache!'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

...Shares can go up as well as down.

Have you seen my money?

'Twenty-seven years in a row the women investors in this club have outperformed the men--talk about lucky streaks.'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'Last money market for 8 blocks'

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'