Credit Line Navigator Pillows

"What type of Line are you using?"

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

Made in China.

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Low rates!

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

US Economy Boat.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Now do you think that's done any good?'

'It's been an odd year.'

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

The gold price chart.

"I just love sci-pi movies."

"Brad, we've got to talk."