Credit Line Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

Men gossiping

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

The Personal ATM

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Moliere

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Bleak House

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Agency Moody's comments

Charles Dickens.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."