Credit Card Survivor T-Shirts

Book: The Borrowers - debt.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Student Debt

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

Do not feed the clerks.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

'Of course I care, madam!'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school