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"I've accessed the credit card again."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

Secret Identity Theft.

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

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"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

fortune teller and credit card.

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'Credit card customer of the month'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.