"I'm cutting up your credit cards. Think of it, you can tell your friends you had plastic surgery."
Credit Card Cutter Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates their creative credit card cutting skills. Perfect for coffee lovers who love a little humor and ingenuity in their morning routine.
'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'
'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'
How would Madam like to pay?
"One slice—hold the bread."
'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'
"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"
"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."
'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'
Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!
Time-Off Coupons
'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'
fortune teller and credit card.
'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'
"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."
The Atkins Diet.
Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.
"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"
This Green and Pleasant Landfill.
Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!
'All finished. Just the way you like it.'
In the calorie family: 'You're home early?'....'Mrs. Harrison has started dieting again!'
Glenda, for the 100th time you can not buy the red dress! Put away your bank card now!
'That's why I put on weight! All I eat is carbs!'
"Es usted Diners' Club?"
The kids watch too many stupid shows. I agree. So let's pull the plug! Which one?
"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""
'She's found your credit cards, now she's off like a rocket to the shops!'
'I'll never forgive him for having my charge cards wrapped up in his body cast!'
'Our founder!' (A Viking)
Recession.
"I'm a societal mutation."
"Bring on the cold weather - my credit card is already dangerously over-heated."
'I'd like to apply for a credit card. . . I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.'
'I suppose that you say that cutting up your credit cards is 'the un-kindest out of all' - I call it 'plastic surgery'.'
Credit Card Cutter Mugs Collection
Credit Card Cutter Pillows
Find playful pillows that humorously honor the love for creative card cutting. Add some fun to any space.
Credit Card Cutter Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that showcase the clever spirit of credit card cutters. Artistic and amusing for any creative space.
Credit Card Cutter T-Shirts
Discover our collection of witty t-shirts that celebrate inventive credit card cutters. Wear your passion with pride in style.