Credit Card Conjurer Pillows

fortune teller and credit card.

Bright Idea

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Guitars in Heaven

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

Balancing Act.

"She works best in hex mode."

Magician producing the Euro

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

Coffee Coven

Quwaket

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'