Credit Card Comedian Prints

'God bless daddy, mommy, sis and that golf course I bought with dad's credit card.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Dear valued customer, due to your lack of discipline and total disregard for your credit limit, you're the customer of the month.'

"Do you take MasterCard?"

'I'll pay cash, I only charge when I am enraged.'

'God bless daddy, mommy, sis and that golf course I bought with dad's credit card.'

You can now PAY FOR YOUR SINS by credit card.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I know they say that laughter at work is healthy, but not when they're laughing at our profit forecasts!"

"Goodbye cruel world."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

PANIC!

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'