Creator Of Modern Hieroglyphs Pillows

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

The Nosy Cleaner

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I can't take another memoir."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Communication: Then and Now

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'