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'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

The Origin of Creationism

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Creator's Block

"I could do that."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."