Creativity Collector Gifts

Brainstorm in progress.

Clown on bike.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Multi-Tasking

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Art of Surviving

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

The Thinker and the Doer.

Creative accounting.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Don't Take No For an Answer

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

House sale.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Med School Mascots.

Monkey Business

Newest items from the cooler image

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."