Creative Yogi Prints

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"Avoid sitting."

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

Think/Don't Think

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

"Complaining empowers us."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

www.meditation.commm

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Downward Dog

Santa Yoga

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

Melting Heart Pose

Downward spiralling dog.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

80% of donuts enrolled in yoga classes never return after the first session. 'The first step is finding your inner self.'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.