Creative Yogi Prints

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"Avoid sitting."

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Think/Don't Think

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Complaining empowers us."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

www.meditation.commm

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Downward Dog

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Santa Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

Cat Yoga

Melting Heart Pose

Meditating on Cacti

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

80% of donuts enrolled in yoga classes never return after the first session. 'The first step is finding your inner self.'

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Rabbit Costume