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'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"His prose is so muscular."

I Drew a Hot Guy

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Mushrooms of New York

The Cartoonists

Falling for art