Creative Solutions Fan T-Shirts

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bright idea

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Primordial Schmooze

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I found another pothole.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Air Footer

Ralph Higgleton, marketing prodigy.

Mushrooms of New York

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Man reading in lamp

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

A conductor reads from a picture book.

Wheel

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

'And look what happened when I turn the tablet sideways - the text swivels the right way up.'

"Now you've done it!"