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'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

' A good idea '

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"She's been so creative lately."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

The Salmon Run

"Draw your own path."

Fist Bumper Cars

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'