Creative Spirits Lover Pillows

Black Russian

Felix Mendelssohn

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Mice playing double bass

Team Work

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Easter Bunny

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

Bob Dylan

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

The Great Escape

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

The gift of a family Christmas

Snow Angel Fall

Covid Variants

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

Hell's Bells Whisky

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

Bartenders making cocktails