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Ralph Higgleton, marketing prodigy.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Pole Vault Rules

"Are we overthinking this?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Floss Street Vendor

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

Sugar Fix.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."