Creative Realist Mugs

Start their day with a dash of wit! Our creative realist mugs spark inspiration and bring a smile, blending clever design with everyday practicality—perfect for daily motivation.

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

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'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.' mockup

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting." mockup

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff." mockup

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!' mockup

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight." mockup

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

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Someone loses his pension.

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'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.' mockup

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

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'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down." mockup

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

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"Now at this point reality intruded." mockup

"Now at this point reality intruded."

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'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.'

'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.' mockup

'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.'

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'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.' mockup

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

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"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing." mockup

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

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Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said. mockup

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

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"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle." mockup

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

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"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans." mockup

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

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"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!" mockup

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer mockup

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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'You suck.'

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'With only one sick day left, your boss wishes you a speedy recovery.'

'With only one sick day left, your boss wishes you a speedy recovery.' mockup

'With only one sick day left, your boss wishes you a speedy recovery.'

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'What happens in the board room stays in the board room, Hawkins!'

'What happens in the board room stays in the board room, Hawkins!' mockup

'What happens in the board room stays in the board room, Hawkins!'

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"Did you make the short list?"

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'I can't stand 'Yes men'!'

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Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life: 'The pay is good, but the pressure here...'

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life: 'The pay is good, but the pressure here...' mockup

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life: 'The pay is good, but the pressure here...'

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Creative Realist Pillows

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Creative Realist Prints

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