Creative Play Pillows

'I thought we were going to play doctor?' 'We are playing doctor. I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Blimey! She's good.'

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

"I hope that's vodka, otherwise I'm not gonna make it through another goddamn tea party."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Why think outside the box when mom won't let you cross the street?"

"You have to use your imagination."

'Why, yes, I'm very interested in aluminum diding for my home...'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Child builds themselves a sled.

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

Mom, you gotta raise my allowance. I can't afford my malpractice insurance!

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Kid with cubed balloon.

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Arnold's parents should never have let him play outside without supervision.

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Building Blocks.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Let's play house. You do the cooking and cleaning and I'll go to the office.'

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.

'After I got money for my last baby tooth, I knew I needed a new income stream.'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"His imaginary playmate got expelled."

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."