Creative Play Pillows

'I thought we were going to play doctor?' 'We are playing doctor. I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

'I spend all that money on computers and all she wants to do is play with the boxes.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I hope that's vodka, otherwise I'm not gonna make it through another goddamn tea party."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

'Blimey! She's good.'

Mom, you gotta raise my allowance. I can't afford my malpractice insurance!

"Why think outside the box when mom won't let you cross the street?"

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Why, yes, I'm very interested in aluminum diding for my home...'

Bobby's new head-mounted airplane hangar and runway made dinnertime much more fun.

"You have to use your imagination."

Child builds themselves a sled.

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Sand Castle Siege

God playing with dolls.

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Robot Costume

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

Kid with cubed balloon.

Arnold's parents should never have let him play outside without supervision.

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"