Imaginative Play Pillows

'I thought we were going to play doctor.' 'We are playing doctor! I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

'It's all set. Now help me catch my sister.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Night after Christmas

Playdough's The Republic

The First National Sand Bank.

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

To my future King.

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

'Mom, my teddy bear isn't responsive to my needs.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'It's a hybrid...but I still have to pedal'

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Anything?"

"Tommy and Ben are like Green Berets, Dan and Jerry are Navy Seals and me and Scott are like private contractors."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"It's alive! Alive!!"