Imaginative Play Pillows

'I thought we were going to play doctor.' 'We are playing doctor! I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'It's all set. Now help me catch my sister.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

Night after Christmas

Kids Playing Doctor.

The First National Sand Bank.

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Playdough's The Republic

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'It's a hybrid...but I still have to pedal'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

'Mom, my teddy bear isn't responsive to my needs.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

To my future King.