Creative Insects Prints

Ant Cut-out

Building Blocks.

"You're amazing!"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

Nice custom job, Bill!

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Convergent Fauna

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

Corporate Hornworms

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'

Cello player using a comb

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Hammer dreams

Sign #243 that you've been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!'

"He shows great artistic pretension."

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

The Easter Bunny painting a polar bear

Ficken or Chish?

"I've covered my throat with an extra hot mix of wasabi and chilly paste: he got a nasty shock when he went for my jugular..."