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'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Empty box of ideas

House of books.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

Tasting Zoo

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

Brain vs heart

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

The angel and the devil.

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'