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'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Empty box of ideas

House of books.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Tasting Zoo

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

The angel and the devil.

Brain vs heart