Creative Cooling Innovator Pillows

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

' A new idea '

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Zenboni

Air Footer

Baker

Dog Walker

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Man reading in lamp

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'We've had to pool our resources.'

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"New guy seems pretty aloof."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

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