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"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

' A good idea '

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"She's been so creative lately."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Carbon Dating.

Empty box of ideas

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Interdisciplinary studies.

The Style of Elements

Eureka!

Scientists are sexy