Creative Ceramist Gifts

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Resourceful toddler

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Punkins

Jerry Lordan

The Sculptor

Woman throwing giant pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Farmer's Market.

About the potter.

Frank Zappa

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Pottery Slam

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Artisanal Pottery

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

"I had to get braces."

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Wooly mammoth

Greek Vase