Creative Catch Enhancer Prints

Photoshop was to make Colin the envy of the angling club.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Business Fishing.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'I got one this small.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Born to play ball.

Fisherman Funneral

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Miracle mirror

'You only caught one?'

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'

Angling Competition

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

This is my report on my summer vacation, and that's my script doctor, Murray, who helped me punch it up a bit.

"Oops... That could be trouble."

"I'm a Sheep Dog, you would think that counting sheep would help me sleep, but no..."

Blue Sky Thinking

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Piano Stocks.

"The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar!"

"We need a bigger doghouse."

"This way they can never get away."