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The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Woman Harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces

"How do you think outside the box?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Things are looking up!"

Trump Overload

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Developing links within business.

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"God's Gift to Women?"

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Stage producer.

'I just invented business!'

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"We could start a band."

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."