Creative Catalyst Mugs

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Woman Harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces

"How do you think outside the box?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Things are looking up!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Trump Overload

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Developing links within business.

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

"God's Gift to Women?"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I just invented business!'

Stage producer.

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"We could start a band."

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Writer's energy

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Silent Fight #8997