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'Making them out of mud was easy - The hard part was writing the DNA code.'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Wotan with eye patch

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Neptune

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Warrior Woman

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A surprise in heaven

Trojan Hurdler.