Creating An Online Account T-Shirts

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

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Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"So much for password protected."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Nest Egg

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

Piggy Bank ATM

Girl holding money.

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

Save money on the web.

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Reverse piggy bank

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

Bank goes back to cheap toasters as free gift.

'To receive an application form, you have to fill out this application form.'

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"What should I use for our scream name?"

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."