"It's the racket season again!"
Cream Tea Lover Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to their home with our cream tea-inspired pillows—perfect for snuggling up during a relaxing teatime break.
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
"Actually, make that a double cream."
Covid Inquiry / Enquiry
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
"Black or white, Vicar?"
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
You've Had Enough!
Tea of Love
"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"
So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
"I love that you still call me 'honey'."
Time for tea and friendship.
"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"
Why markets crash.
Mea Maxima Cuppa
Time for Tea!
'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'
'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'
"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."
The Leafs win the Cup!
"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"
"Things are looking up!"
"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."
Teapot
Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'
'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'
Wish you were steer!
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'
Mice Cream
The American Tearoom, Moscow
Cream Tea Lover Pillows Collection
Cream Tea Lover Mugs
Discover more delightful mugs for cream tea lovers—perfect for adding some humor and charm to their daily tea ritual.
Cream Tea Lover Prints
Browse our charming prints that capture the joy of cream tea—beautifully designed art pieces to brighten up any tea lover’s home.
Cream Tea Lover T-Shirts
Explore our fun collection of cream tea-themed t-shirts—great for casual wear and sharing their love of teatime with everyone.