Cream Tea Lover Pillows

"It's the racket season again!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Mice Cream

Wish you were steer!

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"