Crazy Cat Parent Pillows

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'We know you have a cat.'

You know that's a scratching post, right?

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Woman escapes with cats.

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'We know you have a cat.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Ginger cats.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Okay, you have my attention."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

Living with a cataholic.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'The butler did it.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"That's our copy cat."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'