Crash Course Navigators Prints

American and European Economy.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Economic

Line, area and volume

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"The brakes don't work."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"Nice putt."

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'I know where we are! Check the map for a street named 'One-Way Road'!'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

"Oi! Didn't you see me coming?" (Fortune teller has a car accident.)

Club House. Number 18 is over 300 yards --- You drove the green?! Yeah, but I stopped because the cart was ruining the grass.

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

'While we realize it's difficult having a sick child at home, Mrs. Mote, we believe you sent Philip back a little soon.'

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

".. And here's one I knackered earlier."

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.

"They were such good executives that I couldn't bear to let them go completely."

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

Charlie is a 'scratch' golfer.

'One, two, three, four!'

"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

To protect the ears of college admissions officers, parents are asked to step into a sound-proof booth before looking at tuition prices.