Crash Course Aficionado Prints

"The brakes don't work."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

race car drivers.

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

Ostriches

Clancy:Breaking Even at the Races

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Formula One snail

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

Formula 1.