Crane Operations Pillows

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Crane fishing

"FORE!"

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Airport traffic

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'I'm from the temp agency, who are you?'

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Crane Drivers.

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

A man is excited for capturing a toy from a skill crane while at the same time is being robbed of his wallet by a miniature man using a crane to steal it from him.

Alien Arcade

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over and over and over.

'We're down here to see how other company departments including shipping function.'

"What do you mean? That's enough for today!"

"You're on standby if Mr. Benny's insurance company doesn't give us a last-minute approval."

Banana Arcade Game

Hospital - "Do you have an appointment."

'Clamp.' - 'So, staff shortages are getting serious.'