Crafty Comrades Pillows

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"I made you a vest."

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

Knitting

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Multiple Orgasms.

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

"No, thanks. The only folding paper I'm interested in, is in his wallet."

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

Cut out and keep your own Nun.

"Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen. . . He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!"

X-tra Large Pipe Cleaners.

Making a fishing net.

"You know, Margaret, a lot of people who can knit don't."

"Well, it's not really called the Thumb Carving Merit Badge, but we'll accept that!"

Invisible ink.