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"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

The Remote Olympics

What's Their Secret?

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge