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'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Toadstools

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Happy Easter

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Build a Raft

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Rocking horse

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

I did it my way.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.