Craft Drink Fiend Prints

Old Irascible? Someone call?

A Good Batch.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Wordplay: Export.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"It's fondue night!"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Ginspiration!

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

The 6 A.M. News Team

"You gave her coffee again, didn’t you?"

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'You've had enough.'

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

Beer versus Wine

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

Snake party games

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

The perfect martini.

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'This one's for coffee.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'